August 2008
8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party →
7. Jessica Chu but I’m ~classy~ 6. Redacted 5. Redacted 3. Redacted
Arrested Development (2009) on IMDb →
nickdouglas:
Currently its status is “Announced.”
OH. MY. GOD. I freaking love this show and was so sad when it got canceled and no one understood why. It’s because it’s a good show, mother fuckers.
It seems to be you can only have one opinion right now in this country.
– Elisabeth Hasselbeck (via randyhaddock)
It’s approx 8:38 p.m. and I am eating my lunch.
Cast of Rent, singing live tomorrow morning for... →
peterwknox:
All I wanna know man, is who’s coming with me?
I’m so there. Right before work!
July 2008
Could I ever pull of A-line horizontal bangs? In my dreams.
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
– Oscar Wilde
It’s 3:11 p.m. aka the perfect time for brunch.
From yesterday to today, I’ve realized I lost a follower. :( Was it my Big Brother update? haha
Ebay auction for 250 pairs of sneakers (sz 10): a... →
Holy. Shit.
Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world I feel like I can’t...
– Ricky Fitts, American Beauty
I don’t think that there’s anything worse than being ordinary.
– Angela Hayes, American Beauty
I just finished watching American Beauty just because I was tired, but not sleepy. (Does this happen to anyone else????) Watching it over again reminded me how much I love this movie. Ricky Fitts and Angela Hayes are two of my favorite fictional characters. I’m quite a fan of disturbed youth.
gooneruk:
Where does your Tumblr name come from?
My parents.
I want you guys to get the fuck out of Big Brother.
The will to blog is a complicated thing, somewhere between inspiration and...
– Emily Gould (via thenewyorktimes)
You can’t spell ‘Dry humpinG’ without DG.
– nklapp representing the sorority. (via ellenclare) Some of my best friends are DGs. And, rest assured, they would really appreciate this. haha
Douglas Haddow writes, “the hipster represents the end of Western civilization—a...
– Jeremiah’s Vanishing New York (via lezbehonest)
Waitress: What would you like to drink?
John Caparulo: Can I have a Coke?
Waitress: Oh, is Pepsi okay?
John Caparulo: Is Monopoly money okay?
You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You’re chicken, you’ve got...
– Breakfast at Tiffany’s (via align) (via leahcreates) (via dilaudid)
So my accounting professor canceled my class today. Kudos to her, she sent out the email way too late and 2/3rds of the class already showed up. Anyways, I’m back home and happy… despite the fact that she made me waste gas driving over there and back for no reason. Uggh.
Well, maybe there was a reason…
So we’re waiting for the professor to show up and a bunch of us start...
regarding the people at a weekend party in the...
Fisher: gross, New Money
You know what’s nice? Coming home past midnight after an exhausting day of shopping and socializing to see a beautiful package on your doorstep. Yes, this marks the first arrival of my Saks purchases on the 24th.
This isn’t the last of the Chanel. I’m still awaiting another piece, but when it comes, rest assured, you will know about it. :)
I’m a happy camper.
There is nothing more satisfying than running around my suburban town in 80°+ F weather. I’m always self-conscious whenever I go running. I’m afraid people who drive pass will comment about my running in their BMW X5’s. “This chick is running so slow. How sad.” “This poor little Asian girl looks like she’s about to pass out.” “Wow, this girl...
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
– Joseph F. Newton (via alphabetpony) (via antoinetta)
regarding Shia's DUI and crash
Me: Did you hear Shia got in an accident with an unnamed female? I wonder who it is? I just read it on TMZ.
Michelle: Yeah, I heard. I know who the girl was.
Me: Who?
Michelle: It was Miley.