October 2009
I think I try to find flaws in people so I can...
All you had to do was tell me, you coward.
(via crushed)
Yeah, I’m dense like that.
Halloween costume = Complete.
boredintheburbs:
It’s nothing too original, but it’s still a good costume.
WHAT ARE YOU BEING?
GUESS WHAT I HAVE? WALKING PNEUMONIA!
Doctor says if I don’t get better on Friday I have to go get my lungs x-rayed. HAHAHHA
I guess I'll go to bed now?
Also, Girl Talk has been confirmed for coming to...
Insult of 2010
nedhepburn:
lasramblas:
Why don’t you go blog about it?
I think a bath mat is sexy… when it’s shaped like a vest.
– Rachel Zoe
Meals I forgot to eat:
inothernews:
Dinner.
Dicks I forgot to suck:
Yours.
I AM WITTY~
There are so many beautiful clothes in the world...
AKA I AM ON SHOPBOP.COM
BERGDORF ON GG YEAHHHHH
Nothing like puking right before your first class...
I think I have mono or something.
If I was ridiculously skinny I'd go as Lady Gaga...
jordanreid:
So the pumpkin soup experiment went…badly. It looked OK, but the pumpkin was supposed to come off the sides and didn’t, leaving me with basically a milk and chicken broth soup. Mmm.
What did I do wrong?
Uhm, I’m no genius or a cooking expert by any means, but one of my roommates is dating a frat boy who loves to cook. Anyways, he made us pumpkin roll once and he bought these...
I wish people would just sit in silence at...
I paid money to see the artist sing, not your shitty off key crap.
Tumblr just said I asked too many questions.
Uhm, DK, I thought asking questions was good? You totally just undermined every teacher I’ve had since Pre-K.
“Oh no, Sally, save your question for tomorrow. You’ve reached your quota. SIT DOWN.”
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?
IN CLASS OR AT THEIR ~*~*~JOBS~*~*~? Fuck that shit. Get on Tumblr and entertain me.
Do you ever get tired of all the people who try to...
(via robot-heart)
Nope. Because they’re not my friends in the first place. So I don’t care what they think slash give a fuck.
So... can we be friends when I move into NYC when...
Or would I have already made a horrible first impression with my Tumblr?
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about taking chances, and how it’s really just...
– J.D., Scrubs
Relationships don’t work they way they do on television and in the movies. Will...
– Dr. Cox, Scrubs
Endings are never easy. I always build them up so much in my head that they...
– J.D., Scrubs
My roommates and I are hosting Yankess vs Phillies...
I will try my best to live blog that shit. I mean, sorority girls and frat boys going at it for sports?
God bless America.
People give me really weird looks/reactions when I...