March 2009
“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
I will BRB until Tuesday night. xoxo J
“Waiting for your call, I’m sick, call I’m angry
Call I’m...”
– Secondhand Serenade, Your Call I can’t wait for all the hate mail, I don’t listen to shitty music, but honestly, you just can’t deny how melodic this song is.
“I only kissed you because I saw the playlists on your damn iPod.”
– HH
WatchBALLER
Honesty among friends
AntiKris: What are you up to this weekend?
Him: Probably having some more less than satisfying sex
AntiKris: awe :(
Now people, love is life's great congregation / I...
(via inothernews)
“The thing is you have to believe you can do it. If you aim for anything less,...”
– Kim English, Mizzou basketball player (via aliexplainsitall)
antikris:
Mickey Avalon - Mr. Right
MICKEY IN...
10 Writing Tips from the Masters →
(via davidmaddox) (via jjae)
“The whole conviction of my life now rests upon the belief that loneliness, far...”
– Thomas Wolfe, The Hills Beyond (via psychotherapy) (via missworld)
It's official. I hate my life.
jacobdyer:
I know. What an emo thing to say. What an utterly shitty thing to say in this day and age. Why would you even think that, Jacob? Why would you even let your mind wander there?
I hate my life because of my job
I hate my job because of my boss
I hate my boss because he treats me like a drunk father would treat his son. with the constant shitload of abuse he gives me, even if i do...
Steph: She was like skinny emo.
Me: So I'm like fat normal?
Me: No, fat preppy.
Anyone remember what they were doing on the...
bebelestrange:
86400:
toocutebyhalf:
THIRD GRADE? THIRD? I was of legal drinking age, had dropped out of college, and was on my way to work.
The Internet gets younger every year. Maybe it’s time to get off the ride.
Nonsense! How else are we supposed to siphon off the youthful energy that we need to keep our dessicated souls nourished?
as I recall, my diaper was being changed and my...
“Know first who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.”
– Euripides
“I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me,...”
– Anais Nin (via enamors) (via lyriquediscorde) (via missworld)
Okay so it just started hailing like crazy.
“When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask permission of...”
– Abert F. Geoffrey (via bja) (via poortaste) (via missworld)
“Social Media, when it’s really social media, is not about what you have to say....”
– Merlin Mann (via adamiss)
“What I lack in makeup, I make up for in battle wounds.”
– My girl, B, reflecting on my fat lip. (via whatcriscilikes) (via missworld)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food... →
I am half excpecting to see,
“Today, I was proposed to by my boyfriend in the food court at the mall. FML”
in the near future a few hours.
I wish I continued with my singing and piano...
All I want to do is lay in bed, blast music on my...
All the good and the bad… I just don’t want to feel anything or think about anything right now.
Sorority girl: I had three shots last night and couldn't stop puking.
Sarah: I had three shots for breakfast.
100 Things To Do When You're Upset →
(via babydeer) (via readymadefm)
Okay so this is really lame and random but I just... →
FUCK YOU TAY SWIFT. This is what happens when I wake up really early on a Saturday morning and can’t get tickets to your concert.
“All of us have had this experience. At some point, we have each said through our...”
– Paulo Coehlo, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept (via lyriquediscorde) (via missworld)
avedanke:
Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees
“There’s only one thing to do
Three words for you
I love you...”
– Plain White T’s, 1, 2, 3, 4
Yesterday, we went into a Ray-Ban store and I fell...
twothirty:
Seriously, as I tried on pair after pair of Wayfarers, my love for the classic sunglasses was once again rekindled. I mean, I have always loved them, but now I want to own every pair that they ever produce. The moral of the story: don’t try on Ray-Ban Wayfarers unless you have the money to buy every pair in the store or are willing to have your heart broken by every pair of...
Life's too short to do anything half-assed.
Steph: He's so hot.
Me: I wish he was taller though.
Steph: Doesn't matter when you're laying down.
“Life’s too short to smoke cheap pot.”
– jaeboogie (via 4-20) (via humanpig)