May 2009
Me: (11:11:03 PM) is it sad that i turned on the tv
Me: (11:11:05 PM) to like watch whatever
Me: (11:11:07 PM) and go to bed early
Sarah: (11:11:11 PM) nooo not at all
Me: (11:11:12 PM) but i've seen the suite life episode already
Me: (11:11:15 PM) HAHAHAHA
Sarah: (11:11:16 PM) are you in your room?
Sarah: (11:11:17 PM) haha
Me: (11:11:20 PM) no living room
Sarah: (11:11:33 PM) hmmm maybe ill come into the livingroom
“I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it.”
– Maya Angelou (via theloveyturtle)
April 2009
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely...”
– Marilyn Monroe
confession
malty:
I’m scared of almost everything I do. I do them so I can claim mini victories.
I'm So Bad At Sex = The NEW Texts From Last Night →
Swine Flu is God's way of punishing the Internet...
(via alexblagg)
“There’s so much I can fake.
There’s only so much that I can prove....”
– Mae, Soundtrack For Our Movie
“At the first kiss I felt something melt inside me that hurt in an exquisite way....”
– Herman Hesse (via kissez) (via dirtyprettys)
“Once upon a time, I believe it was a Tuesday
When I caught your eye
We caught...”
– Taylor Swift, Forever and Always
“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.”
– Charlie Chaplin (via kattherapy)
“Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical,...”
– Alan Moore (via affremblequotes)
“The Pulitzers gave awards to everybody! I mean, they gave out 15 awards to...”
– Stephen Colbert, whining about not receiving a Pulitzer Prize (via inothernews)
“Other people will suck the reality off you sometimes, make you suddenly self...”
– I Wrote This For You (via thresca)
I have come to the realization that since my...
Things I Do Not Say Enough.
jennabee:
It’s not a big deal / no problem / no biggie.
Nah, I don’t need it.
What are your wines by the glass?
You are my favorite person in the world.
Girl Talk was amazing, as always.
And I was on stage, as always.
GIRL TALK GIRL TALK GIRL TALK GIRL TALK!
“The time has come, my pretty maiden, to stop running away from yourself, trying...”
– The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via omfgitstabitha)
“Before you slip into unconsciousness, I’d like to have another kiss. Another...”
– The Doors, The Crystal Ship (via storybooks)
“I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.”
– Salma Hayek (via quote-book)
When you get bit by a snake, you're supposed to...
That’s what I had to do. Suck all the poison out of my life. - Mean Girls
I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I’ve always believed that if there was something or someone in your life that was making your life unpleasant or was a source of drama, you should just immediately cut that person out of your life. You know. They weren’t worth the added drama or...
Text message received Apr 29, 2009 3:06:20 PM
M: I want to be fucking high as shit right now. Fuck
Things you need to be doing if you're not already:
christinefriar:
Holding doors open for other people — not like, out of your way douchebag status — just “I see you there three seconds behind me, and I’m going to open this wide enough that it doesn’t shut at the exact moment you reach it.”
Responding when someone in a service position says “Have a good day!” or thanks you for something — and not just a one word response, either. Give em...