September 2009
Part of where of you're going is knowing where...
All of these lines across my face tell you the...
(via inothernews)
I hope I don’t have wrinkles tho!
(650): Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise... →
The thing is that, I would totally do this.
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early...
– Benjamin Button, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
If there's anything you should take away is that...
My life lessons.
Say you were a guy... or if you are one...
Just curious. I’m debating it with my guy friends right now about how guys actually don’t like it when girls tell them they like it. They agree. But one of my friends says it’s just a lot easier and cuts the BS. Your thoughts?
Would it in some sense deter you from liking her back? I mean this is a huge generalization and I’m not talking about Megan Fox calling you up and...
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words...
– Winnie the Pooh
Listen to the entire soundtrack for the new film... →
It’s hard to stay mad, when there’s so much beauty in the world....
– Lester Burnham, American Beauty
Lloyd: You sure about this?
Drama: No. But for now it feels right.
love, live life, proceed, progress
Blair: How can you be so sure?
Chuck: Because you believe in me.
Everything you want is out there waiting for you to ask. Everything you want...
– Jack Canfield (via littlemiss)
Because I love you, you enormously stubborn pain in the ass.
– Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl
So help me out here...
You are located under the Entry Level position, but under qualifications, you list 1-2 years.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET EXPERIENCE IF EVERY JOB WANTS ME TO ALREADY HAVE EXPERIENCE.
I’m legit on Monster.com and clicked for entry level positions, but the entry level positions require experience. WHAT THE FUCK? Do I even bother attempting to apply for these?
HELP!
Dear Jessica...
She's a dreamer, let's face it. (Not a bad thing)
And it's nice to start figuring out who actually...
And who doesn’t.
Too bad that I always manage to treat the right people for me like absolute shit. And always go back to the people who I shouldn’t waste my time with.
Down $40 and a 'friend.' But hopefully I'm growing...
My throat hurts like shit. Too much sucking dick and doing drugs…
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come...
– Chuck Palahniuk (via robot-heart)
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
They fell out of love so fast.
Dear Fairmart Library 3rd floor,
It’s 12:46AM and I apologize to all of you for apparently hearing me puking in the bathroom like 3 minutes earlier. My bad.
Love,
Jessica Chu
All I would need out of a relationship:
acewepeel:
willmccloud:
Funny text messages to get me through the day
Sitting on your bed, talking and listening to music
Late night car rides
Trust, encouragement, and compassion
I have the best bestfriends in the fucking world...
Seriously. Fuck Chanel bags, fuck haters, fuck being a senior not having a job and being absolutely clueless with my life.
I admit, I miss seeing your face, babe
Being alone is starting to take its toll...
– All Time Low, Too Much
expensive habits and a taste for the town had me...
Either I have a tapeworm or I'm pregnant because I...
Or, as someone said, “People do get hungry.” Maybe my body can’t stand me not eating anymore because I’ve eaten 2 hamburgers-ish, ice cream (w/ a waffle cone), a can of soup, and a slice of whole wheat bread with some chicken salad.
Fuck my life.
I just keep on craving food and I like am not like this.
.uʍop ǝpısdn .sı ʇı ʇɐɥʍ ɹoɟ p1ɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝǝs ı...
Nobody’s happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me, I’m miserable,...
– Ari Gold, Entourage
My friend just offered me a free ticket to see DMB...
BUT I CAN’T GO.
Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I’ve been watching cable...
– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
I just want to rage to Pitbull's Hotel Room...
DANCE PARTY ASAP PLZ
ATTN TUMBLR COMMUNITY:
I’m actually trying to move a project that I’ve been thinking about since like a year ago. I really want a domain or a website where I can have everything be condensed and linked on. (And I need to figure that out before I start making my Hello Kitty business cards.)
I’m looking for a graphic designer + someone who can do coding/website/html person.
It can be your profession, it can be...
Tumblr Tuesday
john:
staff:
Listen Tumblr, I’m going to I’mma let you finish, but this Tumblr Tuesday is the best Tumblr Tuesday of the year…
So I actually miss Tumblr and all you fantastic people. My Tumblarity went from 119 to 293 yesterday. (ALL IN A DAYS WORK!) If I keep on getting this positive reinforcement, I might just continue whoring myself out try to get a job my act together.
Me: (11:44:29 PM) i can't get anything done
Me: (11:44:32 PM) listening to music
Steph: (11:44:39 PM) same
Me: (11:44:51 PM) ugggh
Me: (11:44:55 PM) i want it to be the weekend
Steph: (11:46:32 PM) same
Steph: (11:46:37 PM) wednesday even
Me: (11:46:47 PM) thursday
Steph: (11:46:49 PM) done for the week at 11 on wednesday
Me: (11:46:53 PM) i just want to be a fratty
Me: (11:46:56 PM) lollll
Steph: (11:46:57 PM) ill wait for ya
Steph: (11:47:01 PM) same
Steph: (11:47:09 PM) sit on a porch listen to music and chill
Me: (11:47:12 PM) YES
Steph: (11:47:12 PM) heckle people
Me: (11:47:13 PM) and drink
Me: (11:47:17 PM) and wear funny hats
Me: (11:47:19 PM) FUCK my life
Steph: (11:47:20 PM) look good in vineyard vines
Me: (11:47:59 PM) YESSSSS