April 2010
So mad.
The best part about having you as a friend is that...
Oh yes, I can be mean. I can cave in to gossip. I can ice people out and I can...
– Gwyneth Paltrow (via girlwearsmascara) (via jesssica)
Deal Breaker: You're Me From Last Night →
Listen, Me From Last Night,
I don’t think this is going to work. Mainly because you’re Me and it’s impossible to date oneself (Sorry, John Mayer). But even if I wanted to date myself, seeing and experiencing Me From Last Night would have cured me of that desire.
Sincerely,
Me From The Next Morning
Why would you want someone to follow you on Twitter? I guess it might feel like...
– Julianna Margulies (via kindafabulous)
Done with my undergraduate classes.
I really don’t know how to feel.
If I like you, that means at least one of these things: you are disinterested, I...
– Mehmet Erdogan
I fucking HATE when real life isn't like movies.
(via thegreg)
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early...
– The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
New York, you know you make my heart skip
New Jersey taught me how to let go...
– Mayday Parade, Get Up
martinis-in-a:
Tonight I just became the most bitter, suckiest person you will ever meet.
No one else gets in. If you’re already in, your spot is pending.
I live in an alternate dimension where giving a shit about people means they should give a shit about you. What a gift to have someone love you. A second chance is a fucking gold mine, so imagine what an 8th chance is. Too bad it’s not...
Everything--all the people I know, situations I...
We were just talking about those American Apparel ads. They’re fucking gross,...
– Amy Poehler
Things I Don't Understand And Definitely Am Not... →
It is not as special as it sounds.
It is not as hard as it seems.
I am suggesting that you are one of those rare people who transcends...
– Neal Sephenson, The Diamond Age
luxuriousvulgarity:
I fucked a fan boy once and all I could see was that stupid tattoo stating his love for Alkaline Trio. If I get a tattoo saying “twenty nine pearls in her kiss” will every boy who sleeps with me thing “oh welp, jeff buckley fan…better gtfo while she’s still sleeping”?
Yup.
How about if I get a tattoo that says “PARTY IN THE USA~” ????
I think everyone's just the same--normal. We all...
Okay, so instead of writing my paper due at 10...
WHOOPS!
The one fucking time I wished Tumblr did that ‘unsaved post’ IT FUCKING DIDN’T. FUCK YOU TUMBLR. FUCK YOU.
In your 20s, it’s great to be a nobody so that you can figure out who you are...
– Simon Doonan, creative director of Barneys New York, on why he’s protective of young style bloggers getting so much attention.
She’s the kind of girl who would make you buy the... →
I ignore you so you won’t know I admire you.
(via crushes)
I like Justin Bieber’s hair.
– David Karp
My one roommate who is Jewish and loves theatre is...
Allison, this post is about you. :)
I don't care what anyone says or tries to argue...
When it comes to girls and boys… if a girl REALLY likes a guy—I mean REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKES—she automatically becomes a 12 year old girl.
If she’s really interested, the guy will always have the power.
I’ve seen it all. Absolutely gorgeous girls, average girls, etc… all of them have been brought to tears and have been emotionally hurt by guys. Whether it...
Because sometimes you don’t see the other person at first.
And then suddenly...
– Charles Mee, Summertime (via targs)
People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of...
– Jim Morrison
They always say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them...
– Andy Warhol