Adulthood is 96% of you going, “Well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me.”

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Anonymous said: how was your last relationship?


im still married to the money, and its going great

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i want flawless eyebrows and $100k

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Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.